Question number ONE,
"Eh, you still studying arh? Which uni liao? When graduate ha?"
OS in my heart:
Auntie, I told you I graduated when you asked me the same question last year - and the year before.
Diplomatic reply:
Auntie, Gong Xi Fa Cai!! Hahaha... I graduate long time liao lorh. But thank you ha, I every year look so young de!
Question number TWO,
"Got boyfriend or not? No boyfriend meh? Big girl liao mah, daddy mommy don't let ha?"
OS in my heart:
Auntie, I am super available and super single - but I ain't gonna tell you that, who knows what drama you might pull.
Diplomatic reply:
Ha..ha..ha... ya lorh. Soon. Soon. Got liao bring back let you see ha. I am still very young mah.
Question number THREE, (related to above question)
"When getting married? When your turn to give ang pow ha?"
OS in my heart:
I sibeh young - why Auntie you so stress? My parents ain't getting worried whether I will be getting married-off or not and here you ask me when my turn to give ang pow every year.
Diplomatic reply:
Aiyoh Auntie, I so young mah. Not so early la. Maybe 5 to 10 years more - who knows ha..ha.
Question number FOUR,
“Eii, you now working liao or not? Work where? Salary high or not? Got 2k?"
OS in my heart:
Auntie, I started working after graduating - I remembered I told you clearly for the past 3 consecutive years. Why you so gan chiong whether I'm earning at least 2k or not? Salary above 2k or not doesn't determine whether you are a good or a successful person leh.
Diplomatic reply:
Auntie, everything is good ha. Work is good. Cukup makan lah.
Question number FIVE,
"You got slim down or not?"
OS in my heart:
Wahlao eh! Touchy ... every year same question. Slim down, gain weight, no changes also you ask the same question. Unless you running your own gym and offer me free membership - else you take care of your body shape, I take charge of mine.
Diplomatic reply:
Got slim down ah Auntie. Most importantly, every year I slimmer than you lorh!
------------------ FREE TALK ------------------
Bumped into a schoolmate and his mother who is the vice-principal of my primary school during New Year eve, Madam Wong commented that I seemed to be not growing any taller as compared to 13 years ago. *sobzzz*
Mom was gleeful upon hearing this. Not only that she agrees with Madam Wong, but she said I pressed the wrong button. Instead of the button "GOING UP"; I pressed the one that says ”GO SIDE-WAYS”!